Saturday, March 3, 2018

10 Best Movies of 2017 (A Double Take)


Oscars weekend is finally here! Tomorrow night the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences will crown its 90th Best Picture of the year out of a group of nine nominees, but before they do that, for the 5th consecutive year(2013201420152016) my brother Andrés and I present our lists of the 10 Best Movies of the Year. Once again we're including a group of honorable mentions, unranked in my brother's case, and ranked from 11-20 in my case.

From our Top 10 lists this year, we agreed on five films, and in a repeat of last year, only one of those is a Best Picture nominee, Get Out. Again like last year, my brother has one additional Best Picture nominee in his Top 10, Lady Bird, and I have two more, Call Me by Your Name and Dunkirk. Continuing the 2016 repeat theme, this year I also have seven movies on my Top 10 list that received at least one Oscar nomination, and my brother once again has five such films. 

From the group of snubs, there is one film that we both included in our Top 10s, and that was Brigsby Bear. My brother has another film that got totally snubbed by the Academy in his Top 5, I Don't Feel at Home in This World Anymore, and I have two such cases in my Top 5, with A Ghost Story and Columbus. But in another repeat from last year, those same films that the Academy snubbed but one of us championed were also left off from the other's list here. At least I Don't Feel at Home in This World Anymore made my list of honorable mentions. Where's the love for A Ghost Story and/or Columbus, my brother?

That's why doing these lists is so much fun for me. Even among brothers who might share some similar tastes you'll find some major disagreements as to what the best films of the year were. For example, this is the 3rd year in a row where the #1 movie on my list doesn't even make it into his Top 10(all his #1s have made my Top 10s for now). But it's also great when we agree on a certain film that deserves more attention than the Academy or the general public gave it throughout the year. Examples of that include Short Term 12 in 2013, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes in 2014, and Sing Street just last year. This year the one film that made both our Top 5s is The Florida Project, which only received one Academy Award nomination, but we both agree deserved a lot more. It just came out on Blu-Ray, so check it out.

On that note, why don't you check out our lists for the 10 Best Movies of 2017, starting with my brother's group and then mine so you can see with which one of us you agree/disagree the most. Enjoy!

Andres's picks ...

Honorable Mentions
- Call Me by Your Name
The scene near the end when Michael Stuhlbarg lectures his son on love and life was a personal favorite of mine this year.
- Molly's Game
Aaron Sorkin just knows how to entertain us by simply talking, a remarkable skill in and of itself.
- The Shape of Water
Solid overall movie that checks off the most boxes this year, which is why it has so many Oscar nominations, but will it win in the big categories? I personally think there are better picks in each of those categories.
- The Glass Castle
Better Woody Harrelson performance this year, yet he got nominated for Three Billboards.
- Battle of the Sexes
Better Emma Stone performance than last year’s Oscar winning La La Land.
- Brad's Status
Ben stiller gives perhaps his best performance in underrated writer/director Mike White’s movie.

10) Ingrid Goes West
One of the better dark comedies in a while that cuts through today’s obsession with social media like a freshly sharpened knife.

9) Logan Lucky
Ocean’s Eleven meets Nascar. One of the funnest movies of the year and the better heist movie compared to (ended up being overrated) Baby Driver.

8) Brigsby Bear
Brigsby Bear is a movie that taps into everybody’s creativity and makes you want to go out and do something (whatever you’re passion may be). But more importantly, I think it stresses being yourself and not seeing anything wrong with it.

7) The Big Sick
Great supporting performances by Ray Romano and Holly Hunter (Hunter a particularly bullshitty Oscar snub) took this already funny, smart, and witty romantic comedy with great heart to a whole new level.

6) Dina
This movie (I call it that, cause it doesn’t matter whether you think it’s a documentary or a feature) had me laughing, crying, smiling and giving me all the feels from start to end. It won the Grand Jury prize at Sundance for Best Documentary for a reason. Dina is the best romantic comedy of the year.

5) I Don't Feel at Home in This World Anymore.
There’s a trend for Sundance winners as this film won the Grand Jury prize for feature films. We have all been Ruth (Melanie Lynskey) at some point in our lives, the Charlie Brown-esque character that’s been picked on so much she eventually snaps and fights back and gives the finger to all the a-holes in the world. Madness ensues and the final 20-30 min are the most entertaining of almost any movie this year. Macon Blair is an up and coming storyteller to watch!

4) The Florida Project
The best coming of age movies don’t necessarily need to about anything or need something big to happen, just show people BEING. The Florida Project gets this, and its beauty is simply in showing us the lives of the residents of this motel.

3) I, Tonya
Propelled by a superb leading performance (seriously Margot Robbie gives the best performance of any actor this year) and great supporting work by Allison Janney and Sebastian Stan, I Tonya delivers on all levels. Like something out of the Scorsese Goodfellas/Wolf of Wall Street playbook, with the narration of our leading man/woman executed perfectly to navigate us through the sad yet captivating life story of Tonya Harding.

2) Lady Bird
If Margot Robbie gives the best performance of any actor this year then maybe Saoirse Ronan comes in 2nd (Holly Hunter 3rd). I’m trying to remember the last time I saw a mother/daughter relationship better executed on film, and I couldn’t think of one. Lady Bird is not just another teen movie, it shows amazing depth in all the right places of the everyday lives of teenagers.

1) Get Out
Lady Bird and Get Out were really 1A and 1B in my book, but i’m putting Get Out at my top spot for the fact that it feels like a movie more pertinent with the times and the fact that it was released in February and we’re still talking about it today. That’s awesome! More of this Academy. Stop rewarding a movie just cause it got released closer to Oscar season! Get Out as a movie I believe hits all the right uncomfortable buttons that trigger discussions across social media everyday in our current Trump-ish climate, but it’s also brilliantly done by Jordan Peele, and all the little easter eggs he hides that can be found on repeat viewings speak to his mastery of the subject matter.

And now, my picks ...

Honorable Mentions
20) I Don't Feel at Home in This World Anymore.
19) Raw - giving a whole new meaning to the term "finger food"
18) Marjorie Prime
17) Coco - Pixar does it again!
16) Princess Cyd - hidden gem that's not-so-hidden anymore since it's now on Netflix
15) Mudbound - Dee Rees is definitely one to watch!
14) The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)
13) The Shape of Water
12) Professor Marston and the Wonder Women - much better Wonder Woman film than that other one that everybody saw
11) Lady Bird

10) Dunkirk
Another IMAX stunner from Christopher Nolan! This movie puts you right in the middle of the action with top-notch filmmaking on every level. The score, the sound, the editing, the production design, the visual effects, the cinematography. I mean, everything. Nolan's unique vision is on full display here, and for that he was finally rewarded with his first career Best Director nomination. Can't wait to see what he comes up with next.

9) Brigsby Bear
The most inspiring movie of 2017. A simple story about a guy following his dreams. In this case that dream is to make a movie about the main character from a fake TV show that was produced solely for him by the couple who abducted him when he was just a child. Once James (Kyle Mooney) is freed from captivity, he has trouble adapting to the real world without his favorite show, "Brigsby Bear Adventures". So he decides he's gonna take matters into his own hands and make a "Brigsby Bear" movie himself. Because anyone can do it. It's that simple, folks. This movie couldn't have come at a more perfect time for me.

8) Get Out
A brilliant blend of horror, comedy, and social commentary from first-time director Jordan Peele. It became a pop culture phenomenon almost instantly, and remained that way for the entire year. It now has a chance to pull off a shocking win for Best Picture at the Academy Awards tomorrow night, becoming only the 2nd horror film ever to do so if it happens. Who would've thought that was possible all the way back in February 2017? Even if that doesn't happen, this film's place in history is secure. It is the #1 ranked film from the consensus of year-end critics Top 10 lists.

7) The Big Sick
A delightful romantic comedy based on the true story of how its writers, Emily V. Gordon and Kumail Nanjiani, met and fell in love. There's lots of laughs, unique family dynamics, and medically-induced comas. You know, something for everyone. The cast does a great job, particularly Ray Romano and Holly Hunter as Emily's parents, who first appear at the half-way point of the film and after that are the best thing about every scene they're in.

6) I, Tonya
There are certain films that I know I'm gonna love just from watching the first trailer. I, Tonya was one of those films. The thing is, it surpassed the lofty expectations that I had going in. The script, the editing, the costumes, hair & makeup, the performances, all phenomenal! This one had me laughing as hard as I ever did in any 2017 film, but by the end it had me in tears. Margot Robbie is the real deal folks. Hers was the best female performance I saw in 2017. Well deserved Oscar nomination. Too bad the film got overlooked for Best Picture.

5) The Florida Project
Speaking of the real deal ... Sean Baker. He's the visionary director behind this wonderful film. A bare-bones, no frills look at the "hidden homeless", the folks who are struggling to keep a roof over their heads and food in their kids' mouths on a weekly basis. We see this world through the eyes of 6-year old "Moonee"(Brooklynn Prince in an instant classic child performance), who spends the summer break causing trouble for residents of the Magic Castle motel, and its manager "Bobby"(perfectly played by Willem Dafoe), who always has everyone's best interests at heart.

4) Logan
On the 1-year anniversary of its premiere, here I am writing about this brilliant film. This one immediately goes to the top tier of the Superhero genre. What a perfect send-off for Hugh Jackman, and Patrick Stewart as well, as they wrap up their 17 year run in the X-Men franchise. But this film goes way beyond anything that the franchise had previously accomplished. This film's screenplay is terrific, dealing with heavy subjects such as time, our mortality, our violent natures, father & son/daughter relationships, and timely subjects such as immigration as well. It definitely deserved the nomination it received for Best Adapted Screenplay, the first ever for a Superhero comic book adaptation. Too bad that that was the only nomination it got, as this film's production value was on par with all the best films of the year.

3) Columbus
And the award for Best Debut film, in the "Year of the Debut Director", goes to Kogonada for his masterful work on Columbus. On the surface this is a very simple film, but every frame, every shot, every second of this film is the most beautiful it could've possibly been. This one has staying power. As more and more people discover it it will only grow in esteem. The main characters(played beautifully by John Cho and Haley Lu Richardson) are regular people, flawed individuals even who happen to make a connection with one another, something that everybody can relate to. Except the members of the Academy I guess. It's a shame that they always arrive at nominating visionary directors about 10-15 years after they already did their best work(Christopher Nolan and Guillermo Del Toro this year, for example). I'll be excited to see how Kogonada manages to top this excellent debut, and I'm willing to bet right here and now that in less than 10-15 years he'll be a Best Director Nominee.

2) Call Me by Your Name
Speaking of directors with a singular vision, no one does Italian-set, erotically-charged romances better than Luca Guadagnino. This film transported me into its setting more than any other in 2017. The cinematography, the design of that villa, the 80's wardrobe, the score, the sound. Every aspect of that production felt fully alive. Then on top of that you add some great performances, especially from Timothée Chalamet as "Elio", who falls in love with his father's assistant, "Oliver"(Armie Hammer), and you get one of the best films of the year. That ending by the fireplace, after "Elio" and "Oliver" say goodbye over the phone, is the closest thing I've seen to the Heath Ledger "Jack, I swear" ending in Brokeback Mountain. But just like that film, Call Me by Your Name is gonna fall just short of winning Best Picture tomorrow night.

1) A Ghost Story
For a while there I wasn't sure about this pick. I certainly didn't expect that this film was gonna become my favorite film of the year when I sat down to watch it the first time. But then by the end credits I couldn't move out of my seat. I was completely entranced. This movie either grabs you, or it doesn't. I get that it might not be for everyone, but it definitely was for me. I watched it a second time to confirm my initial reaction, and it got even better. I noticed a few details I had missed on the first viewing. The third time was even better than that. Director David Lowery has created a simple, yet powerful meditation on mortality, time, and the connection to those we love and the things in life we just can't leave behind. It's The Tree of Life meets The Sixth Sense. It's a perfect film. The Academy totally ignored it, but the critics sure didn't. It finished at the #10 spot from the consensus of year-end critics Top 10 Lists. Listen to the critics on this one. Listen to me. Give this movie a chance


Monday, February 26, 2018

8 Top 8 Lists for 2017

Welcome to the 5th edition of my year-end 8 Top 8 Lists! Time flies, right? Speaking of which, the Oscars are next Sunday, and before the Academy puts a wrap on 2017, I have gathered up everything I loved about the year in film in these 8 lists. You'll find every performance, every character, every quote, every moment, funny moment, music moment, death scene, and 8 more random categories for other peculiar moments that I loved and just couldn't leave off the lists.

In all, you will see 42 different movies mentioned, out of a total 97 films I watched during the year. I somehow exceeded my previous high of 87 films watched in a year by 10, even after spending a full month without watching a single 2017 film in the immediate aftermath of Hurricane Maria here in Puerto Rico. But once the movie theaters reopened, and I finally regained internet access in my house, I went right back to doing what I love the most: watching movies!

From these lists you can get a pretty good idea of which 2017 films I loved the most. During the week I'll post my official list of the 10 Best Movies of 2017(along with my brother's list), and then on Oscars Sunday I'll post my Viewer's Guide for the ceremony, which is my favorite blog post to write every year. So, busy week for me. Until then, please enjoy my 8 Top 8 Lists for 2017!

*WARNING : SPOILERS*

I Best Performances
8) Betty Gabriel as "Georgina" in Get Out
     With very little screen time, she ends up being one of the most memorable parts of this pretty memorable film. You'll never listen to the words "No no no no no" the same way again.
7) Brooklyn Prince as "Moonee" in The Florida Project
     Prince looks and feels like a natural in her first film role as a 6 year-old. She pretty much carries the whole film, and she's phenomenal!
6) Holly Hunter as "Beth" in The Big Sick
     The definition of a great supporting performance. Hunter doesn't show up until the second half of the film, but after that she's the best thing about every scene she's in.
5) Hugh Jackman as "Logan" in Logan
     This might be seen as a career achievement thing for Jackman's great 17 year run as "Logan/Wolverine", but for me even if you'd never seen any of his previous work in the franchise, this performance was extremely worthy of praise.
4) Allison Janney as "Lavona Golden" in I, Tonya
     Loved this transformation from the first second to the last. It already got Janney her much-deserved 1st Oscar nomination, and on Sunday it should get her the Oscar as well.
3) Willem Dafoe as "Bobby" in The Florida Project
     If this performance doesn't put a lump in your throat, you're just not human. Right now Dafoe is in 2nd place for the Supporting Actor Oscar behind Sam Rockwell, but I hope we hear his named called on Sunday.
2) Margot Robbie as "Tonya Harding" in I, Tonya
     I had high expectations for this one from the trailers, but even then I was still surprised by how much I loved Robbie's performance. She had me crying in those final scenes. More on that later.
1) Timothée Chalamet as "Elio" in Call Me by Your Name
     The best performance I've seen since I started writing these lists for the movie year of 2013. You heard me. He's the youngest Best Actor nominee in over 75 years, and he would've been the youngest winner ever if not for the "We're Sorry We Ignored You Forever" Oscar that Gary Oldman is gonna receive on Sunday. 

II Best Characters
8) "Brad Sloan", played by Ben Stiller in Brad's Status
     A father going through a mid-life crisis as he takes his son on a tour of Ivy League colleges, where he meets up with a friend from his college days who makes him reflect even more about his life choices.
7) "Cyd" and "Miranda Ruth", played by Jessie Pinnick and Rebecca Spence in Princess Cyd
     Cyd is a 16 year-old who decides to spend the summer with her novelist aunt, Miranda. Once they get comfortable with the situation they form a pretty strong bond as they challenge each other on topics such as religion, art, and sexuality. 
6) "Connie Nikas", played by Robert Pattinson in Good Time
     A bank robber who spends an entire night trying to free his mentally handicapped brother from prison after a heist gone wrong. Every decision he makes only makes matters worse. Way worse.
5) "Reynolds Woodcock" and "Alma", played by Daniel Day-Lewis and Vicky Krieps in Phantom Thread
     A renowned dressmaker, and his new muse and lover, who end up in a mutually beneficial/poisonous relationship.
4) "Elisa Esposito", played by Sally Hawkins in The Shape of Water
     A mute janitor working in a top secret research facility, where she forms a unique connection with an amphibious creature that is being held in captivity. 
3) "Lady Bird" and "Marion McPherson", played by Saoirse Ronan and Laurie Metcalf in Lady Bird
     A 17 year-old high school senior and her overbearing mother, who have a pretty combative relationship even by the normal standards of teenager-mother relationships.
2) "Mildred Hayes", played by Frances McDormand in Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
     Speaking of combative, "Mildred" is mad as hell and not gonna take it anymore after months have passed since her daughter's rape and murder and the police not having arrested anybody. So she puts up three billboards just outside of town to get the sheriff's attention. She also burns down the police station.
1) "Jin" and "Casey", played by John Cho and Haley Lu Richardson in Columbus
     Easy choice for me. I spent five months in 2017 writing an original screenplay. These two characters share a lot in common with my main characters. I swear I had no idea this movie existed as I was writing my screenplay. The connection I formed with "Jin" and "Casey" gives me hope that in the not-so-distant future other people will be able to connect with my characters.

III Best Quotes
8) An example of the poisonous relationship between "Reynolds Woodcock" and his lover/muse "Alma" in Phantom Thread:
     Alma: "I want you flat on your back. Helpless, tender, open with only me to help. And then I want you strong again. You're not going to die. You might wish you're going to die, but you're not going to. You need to settle down a little."
7) Tommy Wiseau(played by James Franco) practicing one of the most famous lines of his self-produced film "The Room", when his best friend Greg walks by in The Disaster Artist:
     Tommy: "Oh hi, Mark ... Oh. Hi Mark! ... Oh hi! Mark ... Oh hi, Greg."
6) "Elisa" trying to convince her neighbor and friend "Giles"(played by Richard Jenkins) to help her save the creature in the research facility in The Shape of Water:
     Giles: "We can do nothing! I'm sorry! But this, this, this is just - Oh God, it's not even human. God! ... What?
     Elisa: (in sign language) "If we do nothing, neither are we."
5) "James"(played by Kyle Mooney) is brought to a therapist by his parents where they try to explain the concept of movies to him, among other real world things, after he was raised by a couple that had abducted him as a child in Brigsby Bear:
     Emily: "What do you think, James? Do you have any other questions?
     James: "Yeah. Who made Hockey High?
     Greg Pope: "Um ... I think it's the guy who did 'Mr. Bachelor', right? Is that what it was called?
     James: "Does he do all the movies?"
     Greg Pope: "Uh, no. Lots of people make lots of different movies."
     James: "Can anyone do it?"
4) This exchange between Sister Sarah Joan(played by Lois Smith) and "Lady Bird"(played by Saoirse Ronan) in Lady Bird:
     Sister Sarah: "You clearly love Sacramento."
     Lady Bird: "I do?"
     Sister Sarah: "You write about Sacramento so affectionately and with such care."
     Lady Bird: "I was just describing it."
     Sister Sarah: "Well it comes across as love."
     Lady Bird: "Sure, I guess I pay attention."
     Sister Sarah: "Don't you think maybe they are the same thing? Love and attention?
3) "Ruth"(played by Melanie Lynskey) tries to explain what she wants as simply as possible to a group of criminals in I Don't Feel at Home in This World Anymore.:
     Ruth: "I don't want a pay-off."
     Chris: "Well, then I'm confused. What do you want?
     Ruth: "For people to not be assholes."
2) This exchange between "Kumail"(played by Kumail Nanjiani) and his girlfriend-in-a-coma's mother, "Beth"(played by Holly Hunter), in The Big Sick:
     Beth: "I feel good about this surgery."
     Kumail: "Yeah. These doctors know what they're doing."
     Beth: "No they don't. They're just winging it like everybody else."
1) The perfect goodbye over the phone between "Elio"(played by Timothée Chalamet) and "Oliver"(played by Armie Hammer), which then leads to the beautiful ending of Elio crying in front of the fireplace in Call Me by Your Name:
     Elio: "Elio ... Elio, Elio, Elio, Elio, Elio, Elio, Elio, Elio ..."
     Oliver: "Oliver. I remember everything."

IV Best Moments
8) "Timelines converge" in Dunkirk
     I wasn't expecting to like this movie that much, but by the time the 3 storylines of the soldiers trying to get off the beach, the civilians on the Moonstone, and the RAF pilots converge in the same rescue effort, well I was completely hooked. The score. The editing. The sound. The visual effects. The acting. The drama. This is filmmaking at its best folks!
7) "Final mother-daughter breakfast" in The Florida Project
     Just a beautiful moment, where we see Moonee being a kid, enjoying an all-you-can-eat breakfast, oblivious to the fact that she's about to be separated from her mother forever.
6) "Premiere" in Brigsby Bear
     The most inspiring movie moment of the year for me.
5) "Makeup test" in I, Tonya
     Margot Robbie should win all the awards for this scene alone. What a performance!
4) "Logan's death" and "Logan's funeral" in Logan
     "So, this is what it feels like." 😢
     Laura turning the cross on Logan's grave into an "X" might be the most beautiful image I saw in any movie last year. Perfect ending!
3) "Finding the Note" in A Ghost Story
     What was written on that piece of paper? Why exactly did the ghost have to wait forever to find out what it said? How can there be 2 ghosts of the same person at once? Just some of the unanswered questions that will keep me watching this modern masterpiece until the end of time, for me at least.
2) "Describing the Building" in Columbus
     What a perfect movie moment from first time director Kogonada. So simple, yet so powerful, as "Jin" asks "Casey" to describe exactly why one of the buildings in her hometown means so much to her.
1) "The Sunken Place" in Get Out
     "Now, sink into the floor ..."
     No debate here. This is hands-down *THE* Movie Moment of 2017. You've all seen it already, so let's move on.

V Funniest Moments
8) "Wrong guy" in Good Time
     "Connie"(Robert Pattinson) thought he had gotten his brother out of prison, but when the person with the face covered in bandages comes to, it turns out it was another random guy, who has absolutely no idea of what's going on, and neither does "Connie".
7)"Rose meets Finn" in Star Wars: The Last Jedi
     Funny intro for a new character in the series who is starstruck when she meets a hero of the Resistance.
6) "Abortion Assembly" in Lady Bird
     "... If your mother had had the abortion, we wouldn't have to sit through this stupid assembly."
     Damn, that's mean. And funny.
5) "Filming the Sex Scene" in The Disaster Artist
     James Franco goes all out as Wiseau here and the results are laugh-out-loud funny. When he mentions Kubrick and Hitchcock(There's this movie 'Birds')to his best friend "Greg" I couldn't stop laughing.
4) "Daily routine full of assholes" in I Don't Feel at Home in This World Anymore.
     Who can't relate to this? People cutting in line at the supermarket, or spoiling the ending of the book you're reading. Yeah, we've all been there.
3) 2 moments from The Big Sick
     The Fast Food Freakout scene and the "I have to take a shit!" scene. Both of them are hilarious.
2) "Sex Slaves!" and "Sex Slaves!" in Get Out
     There's one more scene where Rod says this, which is actually the funniest one, but I couldn't find the clip. But you get the idea.
1) "Fire Selfie" in The Florida Project
     The look on little Moonee's face when her mom decides she wants to take a picture with the fire that she started in the background is priceless, and pure comedy gold.

VI Best Music Moments
8) "Genius Girl" in The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)
     Not catching your kid when he/she falls off the monkey bars - something that happened to me in 2017.
7) "Father and Son" in Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
6) "Take Me Home Country Road" in Logan Lucky
     Another beautiful father/daughter moment.
5) "Love My Way" in Call Me by Your Name
     White man-dancing in all its glory.
4) "Eat the Night" in Columbus
3) "Sleeping Bag" in I, Tonya
2) "Remember Me" in Coco
     Pixar does it again!
1) "I Get Overwhelmed" in A Ghost Story
     Perfect marriage of music and film.

VII Best Death Scenes
8) "Baby's Death" in mother!
     Intense, to say the least.
7) "Sheriff Willoughby's Suicide" in Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
     The movie loses its way a bit after this moment, but it's still a solid scene nonetheless.
6) "Gerald's Death" in Gerald's Game
     Scariest scenario of the year.
     Or maybe it's this one, from another Stephen King adaptation.
4) 3 other death scenes from Logan:
3) Caesar's Death in War for the Planet of the Apes
     A perfect goodbye for one of the best movie characters of this decade.
2) "Sean's Death" in 120 BPM (Beats Per Minute)
     Black man-revenge fantasy in all its glory.

VIII Random Awards
1) Best Fights
     Tie between: "Brother vs Brother(Stiller vs Sandler) Fight" in The Meyerowitz Stories(New and Selected), "Sister vs Sister Bite Fight" in Raw, 2 bar fights, one in Logan Lucky and another in Girls Trip, the Jack vs Julian Fight in Wonder, the "Thor vs Hulk Fight" in Thor: Ragnarok, and finally, "Luke Skywalker vs Kylo Ren" in Star Wars: The Last Jedi
2) Best Sex Scenes
     Again, a scene for every fetish: You've got cannibalistic sex in Raw and The Lure, then like in The Lure, you've got another "human & sea creature" sex scene in The Shape of Water. There's also "Stockholm Syndrome sex" in Berlin Syndrome. Then you've got lots of adultery in Lady Macbeth. Plenty of threesomes in Professor Marston and the Wonder Women. LGBT sex in Call Me by Your Name, BPM, and Princess Cyd. And finally, like in Princess Cyd, another first timer, but in heterosexual sex in Lady Bird, also featuring Timothée Chalamet.
3) Best Sex With a Fruit Scene
     2 choices here: "The grapefruit" in Girls Trip, and "The peach" in Call Me by Your Name
4) Best Eating Scenes
     3 choices here: "Martin eating spaghetti" in The Killing of a Sacred Deer"Eating her Sister's Finger" in Raw, and "Rooney Mara Eats a Pie" in A Ghost Story
5) Best Sidekicks
     Tie between: "Etta Candy", secretary and stylist, in Wonder Woman, and "Rod"(see above) in Get Out, and "Ned", the guy in the chair, in Spider-Man: Homecoming, and "Calaban" in Logan, and "Rose Tico" in Star Wars: The Last Jedi, and "Korg", voiced by Taika Waititi(again stealing his own movie) in Thor: Ragnarok, and "Robin" in The Lego Batman Movie
6) Funniest Scene in a Superhero Movie
     6-way tie between: 2 moments in Thor: Ragnarok: the "Pure Imagination" chair scene and the "Opening Play" in Asgard, featuring cameos from Matt Damon and Sam Neill, and the "Opening Title Cards" in The Lego Batman Movie, and "Baby Groot finding the fin", or not, in Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, and the "Pleasures of the Flesh conversation" in Wonder Woman, and the "Captain America PSAs" in Spider-Man: Homecoming
7) Best Self-Sacrifice Moment
     2 choices here: "Holdo's Hyperspeed Crash" in Star Wars: The Last Jedi, and "Farrier's Sacrifice" in Dunkirk
8) Best Goodbye With Mom in the Car
     Tie between "Kumail saying goodbye to his family" in The Big Sick, and "Lady Bird saying goodbye to her dad", with her mom regretting her decision to stay in the car just a bit too late, in Lady Bird
     


     
     

Tuesday, January 23, 2018

Who I Would've Nominated - 2017 Edition


Oscars season is upon us once again! As I've done for the past 3 years, I begin my year-end coverage by posting my personal list of nominations so you can see where I think the Academy got it right, and where I think they got it wrong. The only difference is that this year I'm posting my list on the same day that the Oscars nominations have been announced, instead of on the first day of the final round of voting in February. I'm still saving my list of the 10 Best Movies of 2017 for the week prior to the Oscars, so once again you won't see my picks for Best Picture listed here(Live-Action, Animated, and Documentary Shorts are also excluded). 

Of course, from the 20 remaining categories you can get a pretty good idea of which movies appear in my Top 10, and you can also see where I have some major discrepancies with the Academy's nominations. The biggest difference is with one of the two current frontrunners for Best Picture, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri. The Academy gave it seven total nominations, but I could only find room for one, for Frances McDormand's undeniably great performance. On the flip side, I gave seven nominations to one of my favorite movies of the year, Logan, but the Academy only rewarded it with one(a historic one, being the first screenplay nomination for a comic book adaptation). 

Another difference is that last year the movie with the most nominations on the Academy's list, La La Land, also received the most nominations on my list, but this year their top vote-getter, The Shape of Water(13 total nominations), only got five nominations on my list, and in one of those we don't even match, as I believed that Michael Stuhlbarg deserved a nomination for his supporting role in the film. The film with the highest number of nominations on my list this year turned out to be Call Me by Your Name, with nine total nominations. The Academy only gave it four nominations, totally snubbing it for Best Director, Best Cinematography, Best Production Design, and Best Costume Design in my opinion. 

Some of the other worse snubs from this morning's announcement were: only one nomination for The Florida Project(Willem Dafoe for Best Supporting Actor), a film with five total nominations on my list, Holly Hunter being left out of the Best Supporting Actress race after her brilliant performance in The Big Sick, a film with four total nominations on my list but only one from the Academy(Aside: Could the Academy please stop nominating Octavia Spencer for playing the same character in every movie? I like her and all, but that's 3 nominations now in the past seven years for doing the exact same thing.), and I, Tonya, even though it got some love from the Academy with three total nominations, being left out of the Best Hair & Makeup, Best Original Screenplay, and Best Picture categories. And then there are a couple of movies that you'll see mentioned multiple times on my list, most notably A Ghost Story and Columbus, that got absolutely no love from the Academy. Zero nominations. But hey, that happens every year, and it goes both ways too with some movies that received multiple Oscars nominations getting zero love from me(*cough*Blade Runner 2049*cough*).

With all that being said, let's get to it, shall we? Here's who I would've nominated for the movie year of 2017 ...

Best Actor in a Leading Role
5. Daniel Day-Lewis - Phantom Thread
4. Robert Pattinson - Good Time
3. Gary Oldman - Darkest Hour
2. Hugh Jackman - Logan
1. Timothée Chalamet - Call Me by Your Name

Best Actress in a Leading Role
5. Saoirse Ronan - Lady Bird
4. Haley Lu Richardson - Columbus
3. Frances McDormand - Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
2. Brooklynn Prince - The Florida Project
1. Margot Robbie - I, Tonya

Best Actor in a Supporting Role
5. Ray Romano - The Big Sick
4. Michael Stuhlbarg - The Shape of Water
3. Patrick Stewart - Logan
2. Jason Mitchell - Mudbound
1. Willem Dafoe - The Florida Project

Best Actress in a Supporting Role
5. Elizabeth Marvel - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)
4. Laurie Metcalf - Lady Bird
3. Betty Gabriel - Get Out
2. Holly Hunter - The Big Sick
1. Allison Janney - I, Tonya

Best Achievement in Directing
5. Kogonada - Columbus
4. Sean Baker - The Florida Project
3. Christopher Nolan - Dunkirk
2. Luca Guadagnino - Call Me by Your Name
1. David Lowery - A Ghost Story

Best Original Screenplay
5. Brigsby Bear - Kevin Costello & Kyle Mooney
4. I, Tonya - Steven Rogers
3. The Big Sick - Emily V. Gordon & Kumail Nanjiani
2. Columbus - Kogonada
1. Get Out - Jordan Peele

Best Adapted Screenplay
5. The Disaster Artist - Scott Neustadter & Michael H. Weber
4. Marjorie Prime - Michael Almereyda
3. Mudbound - Virgil Williams & Dee Rees
2. Call Me by Your Name - James Ivory
1. Logan - Scott Frank, James Mangold, and Michael Green

Best Achievement in Cinematography
5. Mudbound - Rachel Morrison
4. Call Me by Your Name - Sayombhu Mukdeeprom
3. The Florida Project - Alexis Sabe
2. Dunkirk - Hoyte Van Hoytema
1. Columbus - Elisha Christian

Best Achievement in Film Editing
5. The Shape of Water - Sidney Wolinsky
4. Lady Bird - Nick Hoy
3. I, Tonya - Tatiana S. Riegel
2. Dunkirk - Lee Smith
1. A Ghost Story - David Lowery

Best Achievement in Production Design
5. The Post - Rick Carter
4. Get Out - Rusty Smith
3. Logan - François Audouy
2. The Shape of Water - Paul D. Austerberry
1. Call Me by Your Name - Samuel Deshors

Best Achievement in Costume Design
5. Wonder Woman - Lindy Hemming
4. A Quiet Passion - Catherine Marchand
3. Professor Marston and the Wonder Women - Donna Maloney
2. Phantom Thread - Mark Bridges
1. Call Me by Your Name - Giulia Piersanti

Best Achievement in Makeup & Hairstytling
5. Wonder
4. Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 2
3. Logan
2. I, Tonya
1. Darkest Hour

Best Achievement in Visual Effects
5. Okja
4. Get Out
3. Star Wars: The Last Jedi
2. War for the Planet of the Apes
1. Dunkirk

Best Original Score
5. Lady Bird - Jon Brion
4. Dunkirk - Hans Zimmer
3. War for the Planet of the Apes - Michael Giacchino
2. Phantom Thread - Jonny Greenwood
1. The Shape of Water - Alexandre Desplat

Best Original Song
5. "Genius Girl" from The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected) - Adam Sandler & Noah Baumbach
4. "Mighty River" from Mudbound - Mary J. Blige, Raphael Saadiq, and Taura Stinson
3. "Remember Me" from Coco - Kristen Anderson-Lopez & Robert Lopez
2. "Mystery of Love" from Call Me by Your Name - Sufjan Stevens
1. "I Get Overwhelmed" from A Ghost Story - Daniel Hart

Best Achievement in Sound Editing
5. mother!
4. Logan
3. War for the Planet of the Apes
2. Dunkirk
1. Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Best Achievement in Sound Mixing
5. Call Me by Your Name
4. The Shape of Water
3. Baby Driver
2. Star Wars: The Last Jedi
1. Dunkirk

Best Documentary Feature
5. Faces Places
4. Dina
3. Icarus
2. Get Me Roger Stone
1. Jim & Andy: The Great Beyond

Best Foreign Language Film
5. The Square
4. The Unknown Girl 
3. The Lure
2. BPM (120 Beats Per Minute)
1. Raw

Best Animated Feature Film
5. Ferdinand
4. Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie
3. The Lego Batman Movie
2. The Breadwinner
1. Coco


Wednesday, September 6, 2017

Best of 2017 (So Far)

The 90th Academy Awards ceremony, scheduled for March 4, 2018, is now less than 6 months away, which means ... the Oscars race is officially underway! A number of likely Oscars contenders have made their world premieres in the past week at the Venice and Telluride Film Festivals, and will continue their awards push starting tomorrow at the Toronto International Film Festival. Before we get to those, let's recap the movies that have already premiered nationwide in 2017. 

This is the 4th year that I've done this mid-year recap, and I have to say that 2017 has had the strongest overall 1st half from the past 4 years. And that doesn't even include some well-reviewed films that I didn't get to see in time for this blog post like: John Wick 2, Logan Lucky, Girls Trip, The Lost City of Z, Wind River, Beatriz at Dinner, Good Time, The Beguiled, and others. I'll try my best to get to all these films before the year is up. In all, I've seen 33 movies that premiered in 2017 up to this point, my highest 1st half output since I started this blog in February 2014.

With that being said, let's get on with the recap, shall we? As always, I'm cutting my year-end lists in half and doing a Top 5 Movies list instead of a Top 10, and this time I'm doing 5 Top 5 Lists instead of the 8 Top 8 Lists I do at the end of the year. Those include Best Moments, Funniest Moments, Best Action Set-Pieces, Best Lead Performances, and Best Supporting Performances. Before I get to those, let's get started with the Top 5 Movies of 2017 (So Far).

*WARNING : SPOILERS*

Top 5 Movies of 2017 (So Far)

5) War for the Planet of the Apes
A great ending to the most underrated trilogy of the decade. It might not have matched the 2nd installment of the trilogy(2014's Dawn of the Planet of the Apes) for me, but this one definitely holds up on its own. Again that is due to the top-notch production value, including the incredible visual effects, and to the lead motion-capture performance of Andy Serkis as main ape "Caesar". Thematically, this is a very timely movie, while at the same time honoring past war movies such as The Great Escape, Full Metal Jacket, and Apocalypse Now. A must watch!

4) I Don't Feel at Home in This World Anymore.
A funny look at what can happen when ordinary people get tired of having to deal with all of life's assholes on a daily basis. After main character "Ruth"(Melanie Lynskey) has her laptop stolen she joins her neighbor "Tony"(Elijah Wood) in a quest to find the people responsible. Hilarity ensues in this dark comedy that has a sort-of Coens brother comedy feel by the end, while also saying plenty about the times we're living in today. It's available for streaming on Netflix.

3) The Big Sick
A romantic comedy based on the real life relationship of its writers(Emily V. Gordon, and Kumail Nanjiani) that hits all the right notes of the genre. There's extra incentive for tears in this one thanks to one of the co-leads(played by Zoe Kazan) being placed in a medically induced coma in the 2nd half of the film. But the film balances both halves extremely well: the initial awkwardness of Kumail and Emily's relationship, and then in the 2nd half introducing Emily's parents into the equation, played extremely well by Ray Romano and Holly Hunter, helping to maintain the film's comic tone all the way to the end.

2) Dunkirk
Another stunning achievement by Christopher Nolan! I experienced this film in IMAX, the way it was supposed to, and I was blown away. His previous films had received criticism for getting too brainy and too heavy-handed, but with Dunkirk Nolan moves away from that and presents an inspirational true story from World War 2 that doesn't have a single wasted second in it. The flawless execution of this extremely complicated production should put Nolan in the conversation once again to receive his very 1st Best Director nomination at the Academy Awards. He's way past due for that honor.

1) (Tie) Logan and Get Out
I know. I couldn't choose between these two films. I'm sorry. I promise that by the end of the year I'll choose which one I liked more. But for now, I'm gonna talk about why I loved them both. Logan had it all for me: it was a bit of Mad Max: Fury Road, with a bit of The Terminator, and a lot of X-Men of course. The production value is just outstanding in this one. I'm hoping for some Oscars consideration for Logan in the Production Design, Hair & Makeup, Sound Editing & Sound Mixing, Editing, and Cinematography categories. The cast is excellent as well, with both Patrick Stewart as "Professor Xavier" and Hugh Jackman as "Logan/Wolverine" finishing their 17-year runs playing the characters on a high note. And of course writer/director James Mangold should get some serious awards consideration in my mind. This movie joins the top tier of superhero films for me, alongside Spider-Man 2 and The Dark Knight. 
As for Get Out, it becomes an instant classic in the Horror genre. First time writer/director Jordan Peele perfectly captures the racial tension in America today with his brilliant screenplay that is equally funny and scary, and also pays tribute to classics such as Invasion of the Body Snatchers, The Stepford Wives, and Guess Who's Coming to Dinner. I'm hoping the Academy doesn't forget about this screenplay when Oscars nominations time comes around. Apart from that, the cast is excellent in this film as well, including some of the best supporting performances I've seen in 2017 so far. Speaking of which ...

5 Top 5 Lists

I Best Supporting Performances (So Far)
5) Catherine Keener as "Missy Armitage" in Get Out
    -An against-type performance that elevates the film's scary factor to another level.
4) Tilda Swinton as "Lucy/Nancy Mirando" in Okja
    -More excellent work from Swinton, this time as twin sisters who have very different ways of running their business.
3) Ray Romano and Holly Hunter as "Terry and Beth" in The Big Sick
    -Both do excellent work maintaining the comedic tone in the more serious 2nd half of this film.
2) Patrick Stewart as "Professor Charles Xavier" in Logan
    -Getting well deserved awards buzz for this performance in which he shows incredible range, from comic relief, to serious, to heartbreaking.
1) Betty Gabriel as "Georgina" in Get Out
    -If you've seen it, you know this one should also qualify as a dual role, and for me, it was the most memorable performance of 2017 so far.

II Best Lead Performances (So Far)
5) Kristen Stewart as "Maureen" in Personal Shopper
    -Another solid performance in another character study from writer/director Olivier Assayas, after her supporting role in 2014's Clouds of Sils Maria.
4) James McAvoy as "Kevin" in Split
    -Great work from McAvoy here, playing a character with multiple personalities, all of them scary.
3) Andy Serkis as "Caesar" in War for the Planet of the Apes
    -One more excellent motion-capture performance for Serkis.
2) Melanie Lynskey as "Ruth" in I Don't Feel at Home in This World Anymore.
    -Great understated performance that could be the best work in Lynskey's long and mostly overlooked career.
1) Hugh Jackman as "Logan/Wolverine" in Logan 
    -I felt Jackman carried this film brilliantly. This performance had it all for me, and those who would overlook it just because he plays a superhero should take another look.

III Best Moments (So Far)
5) "Assholes Montage" in I Don't Feel at Home in This World Anymore
    -Just your typical day of people cutting in line at the supermarket and spoiling the ending to your new book, among other things, that would make anyone snap.
4) "Opening Battle" in War for the Planet of the Apes
    -Loved this scene that places you right in the middle of this war from the start of the film. If the rest of the film would've kept up this intensity I would've ranked it higher.
3) "3 Timelines Converge" in Dunkirk
    -After following the different timelines for over an hour I knew they were bound to cross paths, in true Nolan fashion, and when they do the film reaches its peak level of inspiration.
2) "Laura Unleashed" in Logan
    -Just awesome action here.
1) "The Sunken Place" in Get Out
    -Great idea and great execution.

IV Funniest Moments (So Far)
5) "Carrying the Sword" in Wonder Woman
    -Best part of the film for me.
4) "Opening Logos" in The Lego Batman Movie
    -You'll laugh with this character literally from the first second of the film.
3) "Captain America PSAs" in Spider-Man: Homecoming
    -Credit for the laughs here also goes to Hannibal Buress and his reactions to the videos.
2) "Leaving in the Middle of the Night" in The Big Sick
    -An awkward moment between Kumail and Emily that will be funny to anyone who's been in a relationship.
1) "Sex Slave!" in Get Out
    -I think Chris's friend "Rod" is undoubtedly the funniest character of the year so far, and this moment when he's trying to convince his friend to leave the Armitage house is his funniest.

V Best Action Set-Pieces (So Far)
5) "No Man's Land" in Wonder Woman
4) "Kong vs Skullcrawler" in Kong: Skull Island
3) "Chasing Okja" in Okja
2) "Washington Monument Rescue" in Spider-Man: Homecoming
1) "Pick-Up Chase" in Baby Driver

Saturday, July 29, 2017

The Movie Porti Hall of Fame - Class of 2011

It's Hall of Fame weekend once again for Major League Baseball, and to celebrate, for the 4th year in a row I am doing my very own Hall of Fame induction ceremony. I use the same eligibility rules that Major League Baseball uses to determine its Hall-of-Famers: a 5 year waiting period after a player retires, which would make the movies of 2011 1st year eligibles after a waiting period from 2012 to 2016, and a minimum of 75% of votes received from all ballots cast(in my case imaginary ballots) by the Baseball Writers Association of America(BBWAA).

Now, the class of 2011 wasn't the strongest one for 1st year eligibles for either the movie world or the baseball world, but in both cases there was, in my opinion at least, one clear cut, Home Run choice for enshrinement: In the baseball world, that was Ivan "Pudge" Rodriguez, who enters Cooperstown, along with Jeff Bagwell(7th year of eligibility) and Tim Raines(10th and final year of eligibility), with the most games played as a catcher in baseball history, and in the film world that was Terrence Malick's The Tree of Life, which won the Palme D'or at Cannes and also received Academy Award nominations for Best Picture, Best Director, and Best Cinematography.

Even though those are both obvious choices for me, their Hall of Fame cases face some scrutiny to this day. With "Pudge", a suspicion of steroid use during his years with the Texas Rangers, peaking with an MVP season in 1999, caused his percentage of Hall of Fame votes received to drop to 76%, just barely squeaking in for enshrinement. But he made it in, which is what matters, and nowhere on his plaque will his suspicion of steroid use or his percentage of votes received be mentioned. What will be mentioned is that he's the greatest defensive catcher of all time with 13 Gold Gloves, has over 2,800 hits and 300 Home Runs, and is a 2003 NLCS MVP and World Series Champion with the Florida Marlins, and also that he's from Puerto Rico.

With The Tree of Life, a suspicion of pretentiousness on Terrence Malick's part, although in his case there is overwhelming evidence throughout his filmography(#sorrynotsorry), caused many viewers, my parents included, to react negatively to this film. I don't think my dad has ever hated a film more than this one. Some of the Fine Arts-seeking folks at Cannes even booed and walked out midway through the screening of the film. As for me, on the other hand, I was transfixed. This film is beautiful to watch from beginning to end, thanks in part to the work of Director of Photography Emmanuel Lubezki, and the link it makes between the origins of our planet and the experiences of 3 adolescent boys in 1950s Texas with an overbearing father(Brad Pitt) and a kind, nurturing mother(Jessica Chastain) worked perfectly for me. Maybe it's because in 2011 I had just become a father for the first time, but for my money The Tree of Life is one of the greatest on screen representations of the bond between a father and his children, and also one of the greatest representations of childhood ever put on screen. 

Now, I know that for many people it's more difficult to look past that 15 minute creation-of-the-world segment to find the true meaning of this film, but I found it, and I love it. Because of that, it's a Movie Porti Hall of Fame Inductee. But for all those movie lovers who would disagree with my choice, I've prepared a quick Recap of the Movie Class of 2011 to refresh your memory on the movie year as a whole. No other film from 2011 really came close to receiving 75% of my imaginary votes for induction, but there are some solid movies and performances worth mentioning. So let's get on with the recap, shall we?

Recap

My Top 5 Movies of 2011
1. The Tree of Life (dir. Terrence Malick)
2. Take Me Home Tonight (dir. Michael Dowse)
3. Margaret (dir. Kenneth Lonergan)
4. Cedar Rapids (dir. Miguel Arteta)
5. Certified Copy (dir. Abbas Kiarostami)
*Note: Take Me Home Tonight and Margaret both spent years in post-production until they were finally released in 2011. Cedar Rapids was my favorite Alexander Payne-produced film of 2011, ahead of Best Picture nominee The Descendants, which he also directed, and I also enjoyed quite a bit. Out of this group, only The Tree of Life received Academy Award nominations for Best Picture or Best Director.

My Top 5 Performances of 2011
1. Tilda Swinton as "Eva" in We Need to Talk About Kevin
2. Michael Shannon as "Curtis" in Take Shelter
3. Michelle Williams as "Marilyn Monroe" in My Week With Marilyn
4. Brad Pitt as "Mr. O'Brien" in The Tree of Life
5. Anna Paquin as "Lisa Cohen" in Margaret
*Note: Out of this group, the only performance nominated for an Academy Award was Michelle Williams as "Marilyn Monroe". Brad Pitt was nominated that year, but for his role as Oakland A's GM "Billy Beane" in Moneyball, which was another solid performance from Pitt in 2011(more on that later). Tilda Swinton was once again overlooked in 2011, as in 2010, and to this day still remains with just one Oscar nomination, and win, for her work in 2007's Michael Clayton.

Acting MVPs of 2011
Male: (tie) Brad Pitt (The Tree of Life, Moneyball) and Michael Fassbender (Shame, A Dangerous Method, X-Men: First Class)
Female: Jessica Chastain (The Tree of Life, The Help, Take Shelter)
*Note: I could've just gone with Fassbender and Chastain, who were everywhere in 2011, but I had to include Pitt, who gave 2 excellent lead performances in Best Picture nominated films, capping off what might be the best 5 year stretch of his career.

Breakout Stars of 2011
Male: John Boyega(Attack the Block), Ezra Miller(We Need to Talk About Kevin), Damián Bichir(A Better Life), Benedict Cumberbatch(Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, War Horse), Chris Hemsworth(Thor), Oscar Isaac(Drive)
Female: Jessica Chastain(The Tree of Life, The Help, Take Shelter), Melissa McCarthy(Bridesmaids), Shailene Woodley(The Descendants), Felicity Jones(Like Crazy), Elizabeth Olsen(Martha Marcy Mae Marlene), Octavia Spencer(The Help)
*Note: A very solid year for breakouts, with future Star Wars: The Force Awakens bromance buddies Boyega and Isaac on the male side, plus 2 future superheroes: Miller(The Flash) and Cumberbatch(Doctor Strange), plus one who broke out as a superhero(Hemsworth). Bichir also had a successful breakout, receiving a Best Actor nomination for his performance. 
Speaking of nominations, 3 of the women in this group were nominated for their work in 2011: McCarthy(rare nomination for a comedy), Chastain(for The Help) and Spencer, who won the Oscar for Best Supporting Actress. Then there's Jones, who like Boyega and Isaac also joined the Star Wars universe in 2016's Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, and Olsen, who like Cumberbatch and Hemsworth joined the Marvel Cinematic Universe as "Scarlet Witch" in Avengers: Age of Ultron. Woodley continued her solid work in teen films The Spectacular Now and The Fault in our Stars in the following years.

Most Underrated Movies of 2011
Take Me Home Tonight, Cedar Rapids, Hall Pass, Bernie, Rise of the Planet of the Apes
*Note: 4 comedies and one Sci-Fi film. Take Me Home Tonight and Cedar Rapids made my Top 5, so you know I believe they deserve way more love. Hall Pass was a return to form for the Farrelly brothers in my opinion. Bernie features 3 great performances from Jack Black, Shirley MacLaine, and Matthew McConaughey, making it one of Richard Linklater's most under appreciated films. And Rise kicked off what turned out to be the greatest trilogy of the decade in excellent fashion, thanks in large part to Andy Serkis' motion capture performance as "Caesar".

Most Overrated Movies of 2011
Bridesmaids and Crazy, Stupid, Love
*Note: I could comment on what was, aside from The Tree of Life, a very weak Best Picture field(guess I just did), but I want to single out these 2 comedies that got almost universal praise in 2011. In my opinion they are both incredibly flawed films full of depressing/unlikeable characters and unrealistic situations. Both have only one redeeming quality, and that's any time Melissa McCarthy is on screen in Bridesmaids, and any time Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling are on screen together in Crazy, Stupid, Love. But the problem is that those performers and their characters get very little screen time compared to the other characters and situations that these movies want to pass off as funny, when they clearly aren't. The amount of love for Bridesmaids culminated in it getting a Best Original Screenplay nomination, which is absolutely ridiculous. At least neither one of these films got a sequel, even though they both had a very strong showing at the Box Office.

How the Academy Voted / How I Would've Voted
Best Picture: Academy - The Artist / MP - The Tree of Life
Best Director: Academy - Michel Hazanavicius(The Artist) / MP - Terrence Malick(The Tree of Life)
Best Actor: Academy - Jean Dujardin(The Artist) / MP - Michael Shannon(Take Shelter)
Best Actress: Academy - Meryl Streep(The Iron Lady) / MP - Tilda Swinton(We Need to Talk About Kevin)
Best Supporting Actor: Academy - Christopher Plummer(Beginners) / MP - John Hawkes(Martha Marcy Mae Marlene)
Best Supporting Actress: Academy - Octavia Spencer(The Help) / MP - Melissa McCarthy(Bridesmaids)
Best Original Screenplay: Academy - Midnight in Paris / MP - Certified Copy
Best Adapted Screenplay: Academy - The Descendants / MP - The Skin I Live In
Best Editing: Academy - The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo / MP - The Tree of Life
Best Cinematography: Academy - Hugo / MP - The Tree of Life
Best Original Score: Academy - The Artist / MP - Same
Best Animated Feature: Academy - Rango / MP - Kung Fu Panda 2
Best Foreign Language Film: Academy - A Separation / MP - Same